February 2012
65 posts
You: -tries to open the sun chip bag discreetly-
Sun Chips: UH UH, NAH, HOLD UP HOMIE I GOTSTA TELL EVERYBODY THAT YOU ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A MOTHERFUCKING JOURNEY OF CHIPPY GOODNESS PLAYA. I WANT EVERYBODY TO SEE WHAT YOU DOIN, THAT'S WHY MY BAG IS SO FUCKING LOUD. I WAS MADE OUT OF PLASTIC AND THE STATIC FROM YOUR GRANDMAMA'S TV. LOOK OVER HERE MOTHERFUCKER, I'M LIKE THAT BLACK GUY WHO WON'T STOP TALKING DURING A MOVIE. MIGHT AS WELL OPEN ME NOW SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU DO INDEED HAVE A BAG OF SUN CHIPS. FUCK.
Reblog if you're ugly.
beyoncebeytwice:
people who pour their milk before the cereal
i miss dance so much hasldghfkjkg
